MENO-PEACE
FOR THE PERI-MENOPAUSAL WOMAN THINKING
"IS THIS REALLY MY LIFE NOW?"
Feel like this, don't you.
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overwhelmed with all the stuff and want it to all go away
MORE RAGE THAN TYSON FURY?
can't get your words out and feel like a total idiot
HRT is only half the solution.
EFT is the other half.
Once you know EFT, you'll be able to handle ANYTHING that the menopause throws at you.
You don't have to feel so bloody unsupported anymore.
This programme is a break for your brain.
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everyone to stop being so annoying
TO REST WITHOUT FEELING LIKE A LAZY COW
TO NOT CARE ABOUT STUFF WITHOUT FEELING LIKE A SELFISH BEEYATCH
Well, guess what.
I've got you.
Want this, don't you.
After just an hour with me, your stress and overwhelm can be halved!
Analysing my client results, this image is the results from before and after an hour with me.
When you finally feel listened to and validated - you'll be able to advocate for yourself at work and at home.
You'll be able to control your emotions so that you're able to ask for what you want, and explain how you feel.
You'll feel peace knowing that you're in control of everything. You won't be bowing to 'authority' instead able to question decisions and express your true feelings without worry that you'll lose control.
No space for contempt here.
Tapping on brain fog will have the added benefit of boosting your productivity - no more staring at your laptop wondering how on earth you used to do it all. Just getting on with your to-do list, without faffing. Or sitting them not knowing what to do.
Tapping on your rage will bring peace and calm into your system - no more crying tears of frustration at the state of the world, the injustice of the patriarchy and the lack of funding into women's health. Yes, we'll still know about that, but we won't carry it all day long with fury feeling incensed with rage. We may even be able to channel it into action - who knows!
Tapping on your overwhelm will bring massive relief - you don't have to do it all, but I know that you've been doing it all for so long that if you don't do it, who will? I get it. We get to take the pressure off, and tapping is the way forward.
Doesn't that sound good?
After years of replaying the same argument, and feeling so full of rage and fury - I finally feel peace. I haven't pretended to forgive and forget, instead I just feel totally indifferent towards what happened - this has changed my life so much, I feel like a totally new woman!
Pip, Lincs
Beautifully presented kind words
Module One
overwhelm
Not just about being more 'organised' or writing things on whiteboards. This session will loosen all the panic and stress you feel when you spin into 'there's too much'.
The 'who will do it if I don't' feeling.
Carefully and gently giving yourself permission to take a break from feeling overwhelmed, even if you've never done that before. This is one of my favourite things to work with - reminding you that you're not in charge of everything, it's not your responsibilty to fix it all - even if it's felt like that for a really long time. Trust me, this session will feel like a hug in a mug. (anyone else remember the cup-a-soup reference?)
MODULE TWO
RAGE
Understanding and loosening the rage.
Oh boy, do you need this. Living with internalised rage can make you feel insane, I know... with the heat, the tight jaw, the bile in your stomach.
Peri-Rage is like nothing on earth, and with the perfect outlet to roar into the abyss, you'll feel a huge weight lifted.
MODULE THREE
BRAIN FOG
You've not become an overnight thicko...
I know how embarrassing it can feel when you can't remember anything, or are starting to forget the most simple of things. To wake up feeling like you've become an idiot overnight, even though you're a well educated, clever woman.
To lose words in important conversations, or wave your arms around like some maniac italian (or toddler learning sign language) desperately looking for the right phrase.
This session will loosen the frustration I know you feel - and give you your brain back
It's for you if you want...
To just not care about the stupid stuff.
To even decide what is stupid stuff.
For everyone to be less annoying.
For the thousand jobs we've been given, to go away.
To be allowed to rest without feeling like a lazy cow.
To be allowed to ‘feel like shit’ and not be told to get on with it.
